Hurry Up: Back 2 School Sale Ends Next Monday!

The first week of school is almost over - you've gotten a chance to wear your new outfits, you're probably found a few people to crush on, you've got your Adderall prescription filled... but something is missing. Every time you try to slack off on your phone, your connection gets blocked on the school Wi-Fi. You refuse to use data because you just paid $25,000 for the year for your Automotive Upholstery degree, and you will be damned if you're forced to use your expensive data on YouTube videos. Fear not, gentle slacker, Windscribe has your back... to school sale!

 Back to school, back to school, back to school

"But I already use Windscribe for free,” you may be saying. Well in the spirit of education, let's tell you why that isn't enough... It's estimated that scrolling through Instagram uses about 400-600 megabytes per hour. If you get real nerdy with it, that equates to about 20 hours/month of scrolling before your free Windscribe bandwidth limit is reached (if you didn't sign up with an email address, then it's a measly 4 hours per month). That's only about 40 minutes per day. Barely enough time to get through the "Japanese dogs getting haircuts and foot massages” and "How to clean blood stains off of Chanel scarves” posts in your feed. Plus you're on Adderall, so the scrolling never stops.

Adderall and OJ - name a better combo, I'll wait.

In all seriousness, protecting your privacy on any public network is always important - Harvard doesn't need to know you love looking for Korean breakdance videos and jenkem recipes. At the end of the day, you don't know what they are doing with your browsing history - and it's none of their business to begin with. Keep yourself protected at all times, because every network is going to try to take something from you.

 Late for school? Worry about being late for this sale, bud.

We wish all of you students the best of luck this year, get those A's and check plus plus'!