The Pets of Windscribe
Meow. Meow. Woof. We are the pets of Windscribe and we have been reliably informed that profiling us is of great importance. Our stories follow. May they brighten your day and remind you that all is well with fur in the world.
Prince Avocado Pepper Holaki
What is your favourite treat?
Whatever Mum is eating
What is your proudest accomplishment?
Teaching my parent to play fetch with me
What is your biggest motivation in life?
Bacon
If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Bacon
What's your favourite breakfast food?
Oatmeal
What is your dream career?
Taste tester
Raichu
What is your favourite activity?
Running after my humans while screaming!
If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I eat one meal only - kibble. If moisture is present in any way I will not eat it. This is part of my rigorous Astrocat training with SpaceX, which I take VERY seriously.
What is a fun fact about yourself?
I'm really good at catching things with my front paws, but lack any real running power due to my tufty toes.
Porter
What is your favourite treat?
Peanut butter and Hawkins Cheezies, not both at the same time... but now you have me thinking…
What have you always wanted to learn?
Open the pantry door so I can get at the cheezies and glorious nut butter.
What are you most excited for this winter?
Us Berners LOVE winter. The more snow the better. I'm most excited to try nordic skiing with my two-leggers again.
Koda
What is your favourite activity to do with your Person?
Take epic naps on the couch in my Dad's office while he toils away. He says I snore too much, but that's how us big boys roll. Sometimes I'd nap so hard that I'd fall off the couch.
What are you most excited for this winter?
I loved going on long hikes with my dog walker, and my Saint Bernard girlfriend Coco. We'd try to hit every mucky swamp hole we could until the snow finally covered them over.
What is a fun fact about yourself?
I was very afraid of bathroom scales. Mom worked hard with me, and eventually I worked up the courage to touch the scary thing with one paw, then retreat.
Wynter
What is your favourite activity to do with your Person?
Hiking in the bush where I get to sniff for bunnies, prairie chickens, and deer.
What is your dream career?
Being a winter Search and Rescue dog. I love pulling sleds and finding things with my sniffer.
What is a fun fact about yourself?
I have a very high-pitched bark for a big dog. Sometimes I bark at the driveway gate and it makes people passing by double over laughing. My hooman calls me Squeaky.
Snoop
How has using a VPN changed your life?
A VPN pays for my food and vet bills.
What is your favourite activity to do with your Person?
Be carried downstairs because I’m unable to do so on my own, given the short legs. Only way is up.
What is the most played song on your playlist?
Doorbell ringing sound. Instant energy no matter what time it is.
Lovelace
Which superpower would you love to have?
Opposable thumbs, for efficient evildoing.
What is your dream career?
Alarm clock.
Who motivates you the most?
My brother Maple (pictured), who no matter how many times I boop his snoot with my claws, still wants to play. Live your dream. Never give up.
Maple
Who would you most like to have dinner with, dead or alive, fictional or real?
Why? WHY? IS IT DINNER TIME?
What is your favourite snack?
Frozen chicken feet.
What are you most excited about for this winter?
I have never seen snow. I’m told it will be an excellent way to make a mess.
Tita
What is your favourite treat?
Meat-paste-in-a-tube cat treats.
What is your favourite activity to do with your Person?
Hunting a crinkly piece of plastic garbage tied to a stick with some string.
How has using a VPN changed your life?
With Windscribe, I don’t have to worry about my privacy when I use my wifi-connected litterbox.