It's Kim Jong Un...believable.
Everyone has to go to school sometime. Whether you're a lil' snot-nosed squeaker heading into kindergarten, going through a teenage emo phase in high school, getting your Associate's Degree in Printing Fake Associate's Degrees or a Graduate Degree in Breakdancing - everyone runs into the same issue once they are back in the scholarly grind: they can't slack off online without getting blocked on the school network. Windscribe can get you back online and slacking away in no time! And just like the tests we copied during college, we're also copying large conglomerates that have Back to School Sales! Keep reading to see what we have in store for you...
Imagine you are sitting in your liberal arts class at the Ja Rule Institute of Hypothetical Betterment... University, you're bored because you thought liberal arts meant you'd get to see nude paintings of ancient people - but instead you have to read. Gross! So you do what anyone would do, you start looking for other schools to attend, and you see that Pyonyang Technical institute has a degree in Snacks the Great Leader Loves. But the site is blocked! Ja Rule doesn't like competition - so you turn on Windscribe, and BAM! You can access it and sign up. Plus you can use Windscribe when you get to North Korea to circumvent the rather stricter censorship there. How much does this all cost? Peanuts! If peanuts cost $39. Get Windscribe Pro for $39 a year, with all the features you could possibly want for only $3.25 a month!
Looking for even more awesome news? We got an audit done by PacketLabs, and they penetration tested us real hard. Their conclusion? We're awesome. Read about it. Still want more? We now have a monthly updates newsletter and unhinged video (for those of you who hate reading). Like it! Share it! Spit at your screen in disgust! Do whatever you want, we aren't your boss! On a serious note, we hope that all of you students have an exceptional school year... if you work hard, who knows, maybe you will work at Windscribe one day.
Love, Team Windscribe
