Introducing: Windpass by Windscribe
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Introducing: Windpass by Windscribe


Have you ever forgotten your password and couldn’t remember it no matter how hard you tried? Have you ever wanted a place to keep all your passwords free from prying eyes, where nobody could access them - with or without your permission?

Well, have we got a treat for you!

Introducing Windpass, Windscribe’s very own password manager that combines both of these concepts into the world’s safest and most secure system for completely forgetting your passwords.

It’s like the tagline says: “What’s safer than a password that nobody can guess? A password that nobody can remember.” With Windpass, your information is deleted from existence the nanosecond you put it anywhere within the app, keeping it obscure and oblivious to anyone and everyone - including yourself!

For a detailed breakdown of Windpass’s functionality, we’ve put together a demo video showcasing these very features:

We don’t store any of your data… in fact, we don’t even want it. Windpass is like a hydrophobic surface, except in this case, the water is your information. It just slides right off.

Worried about hackers hijacking your credit card information? Concerned about your data vault being leaked to the public? With Windpass, these scenarios are literally impossible. We don’t employ any data storage or transfer system of any kind… so, the only way someone could leak your data is if they knew what it was in the first place.

Still not convinced? Try it for yourself by hitting the button below. Windpass is completely free to use!

It’s super simple. There’s no sign-up process, so your username and password aren’t logged in any database, not even ours. Any passwords you put into Windpass from the moment you log in are completely forgotten at the push of a button.

We don’t store any of your data… in fact, we don’t even want it. Windpass is like a hydrophobic surface, except in this case, the water is your information. It just slides- wait, did I say that already? I don’t… either way, your information isn’t accessible in any form by anyone whatsoever. Which… makes it more private. Right? Yeah. Sure.

Keep your passwords safely forgotten, with Windpass, the password manager that completely forgets… your passwords.

Actually, in hindsight, that’s kind of a stupid idea. I mean, it doesn’t really do anything.

You don’t really need an app to forget stuff, you can do that just fine without one.

In fact, I’m doing it right now.

What the hell was I talking about?

Anyways, back to the recipe.

  • Preheat the oven to 350° (175°C).
  • In a large bowl, mix together the cake mix, crushed Cheetos, Coca-Cola, vegetable oil, and eggs until well combined.
  • Pour the batter into a greased 9-inch cake pan.
  • Bake for 30-45 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
  • Allow the cake to cool before serving with whipped cream and more crushed Cheetos on top.

And there you have it! Coke and Cheetos cake, ready to serve. This one’s a big hit with the younger crowd, and they’ll be sure to appreciate it at their next LAN party.

See you next time, folks!

Oh, by the way, wanna know which other password managers we recommend? Check out this post for our top picks!